This list was very kindly donated by Matt from Dudley.
Firstly, pink pen and beautiful cursive script is not a common occurrence in the world of shopping lists. A colourful and welcome addition.
Secondly, the reader of the post on tittles will notice the circle above the first letter i. Circles are replaced by dots further down.
On apostrophes, there is ‘Choc’s’ and ‘Dogs Food’.
Other items include some staples including crisps, gravy, biscuits, cheese and jam. What is slightly unexpected are the ‘bum wipes’ and two types of shampoo.
The tittle on milk is nearly a heart. The tittles on high juice are just the start of circles. The tittles on Pinot Grigio are more fully formed. The tittle on veggie burgers is an ambitious galaxy of a swirl.
A short list of items, maybe somebody planning a barbecue for Saturday. They need fire lighters and ‘lighter long. Maybe this is long matches or an actual long lighter.
Speculating, they needs rolls for sausages and burgers and maybe a salad to go with it.
It looks like it is written on a piece of water colour paper or heavily textured writing paper, itself unusual in the genre.
The items here are not natural bed fellows. Stock, masking tape, compost bags and breadsticks are followed spread, jam and oats.
Further down the list are hairbands and chips, then a horizontal line indicates the point where I can no longer decipher what is written.
The natural thing to do is to place these words into an automatic poem generator.
This is the result:
Where are the misty hair clips? Travel roughly like warm oats. All hair clips desire old, big compost bags breadsticks and spread. Sunny, rainy hair clips calmly pull some cold, cold masking tape. Endurance, endurance, and courage.